TV d e t e c t i v e AGENCY

TV detective AGENCY stands for Tami and Vincenzo!

I have a partner in crime. Oops, I meant a partner in figuring out who is doing the anti-crime-KIND-deeds in our neighborhood Christmas after Christmas. She kept some of her evidence and I have the current stuff!

I dropped off a bottle of Chablis, an empty package of triple elf chocolate cookies with M&Ms and 18 gold and silver Christmas cards. (I already used 2.) They are all waiting on her doorstep in a double Wal-Mart bag with a GOLD label taped on reading “evidence”.

Yes, I know it is 11:40pm at night. I did not ring or knock this time.

I told her and Jackie the chapter 2 part of the investigation story with the suspect being Wilma Courtney. I prefaced chapter 3 with RS president Cindi Brinkerhoff. My reasoning was that it must have been done by conveyor belt. The poems on red and green doubled construction paper. The gold bows. The red ribbon. The see-through packages. I suspected that I was not the only one receiving them and that it would take assembly line techniques to produce such high quality presents. These daily gifts were elegant! I was darn proud to pass them along!

Tami agreed that her poems, that she kept to use in future years, were double layered as well, with red and green construction paper.

I invited Tami to give me any suspicions she had and I would sniff them out. Jackie got a kick out of that word usage. : )

I suspect it might be the Jensen’s, Tami contributed.  O, Ho! That is even better than my chapter 3.  We shall see.

And I never even suspect Mark Jensen last Sunday when I clung to his arm so he couldn’t leave until I was done with my story in the choir seats. : )

And Shannon Jensen fits the profile exactly. And helper kids: Bridgette, Brock, Briley and Britton! Aha. . . I think we have something here! Can you believe Brock17 and Britton12 did 37 fast offering envelopes a couple of months ago? I was astounded! And they didn’t even think it was a big deal!

Of course I had to announce it on Facebook the next time Shannon posted a family picture. “It’s a good thing the Jensen’s are in the ward!” I told them as they walked away with my fast offering. “Right back at ya!” replied Brock.  How could I remember it all these weeks later? When was the last time you heard a teenager return a compliment so smoothly? Yeah, now you know why I can still remember!

Tami and her family had not been able to read my blog that I sent her home to google. It was frustrating to her. Guess what? I helped them find it just after 9 tonight. I told her it had been viewed 16 times and none of those were from her and her family? Well, now it will be viewed a few more times.