Showing posts with label 12days. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 12days. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

12 days Conclusion

Tuesday, January 20, 2015 So here I am writing the conclusion a month later.  Talk about fun!!

Saturday, 1/17/15, I drove over to the FHC and found the parking lot empty. Oh, this is the January 17,18,19,20 they were going to be closed for MLKing Day. As you can tell dates don’t mean very much to me anymore.

“Not knowing beforehand the things I would do” came into play again! Off to WalMart to see if they had pickled peppers. Time to follow through on thanking Mark and Shannon Jensen for the 12 days of Christmas. I couldn’t find the #2 cans of jalapenos and I was worried they might not be able to use them anyway. I decided to ad-match the 16oz bottles like those at Albertsons. I had the ad with me. They had 5 bottles of super hot yellows and I got 5 other fun types to choose from. 10for $10 is the deal.

I couldn’t get into the Southside of BH because of a marathon. I couldn’t get into the Eastside of BH’s because of the marathon so I parked on the golf course road and waited. All the while texting my 4 daughters with new babies about Lincolns hospital visit the night before. RSV and Pneumonia! Dang.

The line of cars started moving so I hopped in line and got home. I called Jensen’s to see if I could come by with the choices. Yep, Shannon was home. She did miss church the next day with her ear swollen shut. I rode down on my bike with 3 items: old hymnbook, empty #2 Jalapeno can, 6 types of pickled peppers.

WE sat at the kitchen table and I explained what the old hymnbook was for. I had put it in the paper cutter and sliced out the first 20 pages so Mark can take a hymn to work in his pocket if he wants, as he is memorizing them! I have sent him 6 months of scheduled hymns twice at his request!

Next I showed the #2 can and we laughed about Mark’s “91 Christmas lights silk tie she gave him and he can wear once or twice a year.

Next I brought out the 6 bottles of pickled peppers and she was quick to say she would never touch the HOT bottle. I told her that she knew all the story. I had blogged them and kept them informed all along the way. Plus, I had emailed Mark one of the later blogs called TV d e t e c t I v e AGENCY, which he had responded to. Of course, not admitting anything. In fact he wished me luck last Sunday in my search and I replied, I am satisfied that I have found my source/ conclusion. (As I think about this and the impact it would have on the family keeping a secret year after year and delivering and not getting caught 12 days in a row! I can’t help but suspect it is like a bond of secrecy in good, in righteousness. Those guys read the scriptures, every one of the kids has to practice the piano each day. And on and on. Who would have thought such an awesome family would ever move into our ward!? I have teased them and loved them from the start. We had the same names!)

So I said to Shannon, I am not going to ask anything. And she replied, That’s good because I’m not going to tell anything. : )

I noticed though that her eyes were watering, and she pulled her legs up in front of her on the kitchen stool-chair. I had not been looking for additional clues but once I noticed I kept watching.

I pulled out each of the 6 types of peppers and they seemed to glow in her spotless kitchen and brown granite counter top and table. I pointed out which ones were mild and then asked her to choose the ones she thought they could use. She picked 2 of the bright yellow ones. Sliced and whole. I then persuaded her that each of the other 3 were mild and unusual and fun to try as well and that I would take the HOT one home with the 4 others I had left at home. 5 for me, 5 for you.

You are such a kind man she said as we walked to the front door. Well, I am just reflecting you, my kind neighbors. Yep, her eyes were moist again.

Now is that how you would respond if you had not done the good deed 12 times? Nope!!

V-Would you like to keep this empty #2 Jalapeno can.  S-Yes.

Would you be interested in an empty can if you and your family had not invested themselves in that service, and you wanted to share it and celebrate with them? Nope!!!

My sister Camille uses the phrase, “that was the last nail in the coffin.”

When was your last nail? When were you convinced?

Did you notice how the Mosses had no problem saying, “Nope, it wasn’t us this time.” We’re too old. We can’t run away from the door.

Did you notice how the Jensen’s just couldn’t lie, and say, Nope, It wasn’t us.

The righteous get caught in their own traps! : )  Like me! and hopefully like you!

  

Chapter 4
Sunday 10:39pm
Hey Tami Kalmon, I found a home for that bottle of soda. @my paragraph sign @ Garretts are teaching the 17 year olds. They took Stauffers place. Kim was visiting with me as I subbed in the library today.(Week 5!) He says this new group is awesome: Seth N, Brock J etc.. @ He is tough to crack. Kim doesn't talk or share much of anything in all the years I have known him. So I have never been sure of his steadiness. But today he admitted missing being a librarian! He spent 4 years int there he said. And he admitted that it was a good thing he was there because the other two were "flakes". (My word!) And I have been in there for the last 5 weeks because they have not shown up!@ I have a saying, "Once a librarian, always a librarian." Because when a sub is needed it can't just be anyone! @ Anyway, I was so pleased to find a fellow spirit that I had to emphasis my admiration with that gold-bowed soda and 2 pages to color out of the current Friend magazine. @ It lifted my heart more than theirs I am sure. @ So lastly, if you haven't fallen asleep through all this drivel. THE MAIN POINT IN WRITING Were the labels of green and red similar to the ones you saved? @ btw thanks for telling me about the swai caught in Darrin's retainer. I had pleasant, humorous thoughts as he came up to be sustained in front with the bishop today. : )
Monday 9:48am
You are hilarious! Yes, the green and red tags were very similar, but I never did know for sure if it was the Jensens - it was just my guess. I think you cracked them though! They are a great family - just as you are a great guy! Must be something about that name! Have a good day.
  

Saturday, January 3, 2015

TV d e t e c t i v e AGENCY

TV detective AGENCY stands for Tami and Vincenzo!

I have a partner in crime. Oops, I meant a partner in figuring out who is doing the anti-crime-KIND-deeds in our neighborhood Christmas after Christmas. She kept some of her evidence and I have the current stuff!

I dropped off a bottle of Chablis, an empty package of triple elf chocolate cookies with M&Ms and 18 gold and silver Christmas cards. (I already used 2.) They are all waiting on her doorstep in a double Wal-Mart bag with a GOLD label taped on reading “evidence”.

Yes, I know it is 11:40pm at night. I did not ring or knock this time.

I told her and Jackie the chapter 2 part of the investigation story with the suspect being Wilma Courtney. I prefaced chapter 3 with RS president Cindi Brinkerhoff. My reasoning was that it must have been done by conveyor belt. The poems on red and green doubled construction paper. The gold bows. The red ribbon. The see-through packages. I suspected that I was not the only one receiving them and that it would take assembly line techniques to produce such high quality presents. These daily gifts were elegant! I was darn proud to pass them along!

Tami agreed that her poems, that she kept to use in future years, were double layered as well, with red and green construction paper.
I invited Tami to give me any suspicions she had and I would sniff them out. Jackie got a kick out of that word usage. : )

I suspect it might be the Jensen’s, Tami contributed.  O, Ho! That is even better than my chapter 3.  We shall see.

And I never even suspect Mark Jensen last Sunday when I clung to his arm so he couldn’t leave until I was done with my story in the choir seats. : )

And Shannon Jensen fits the profile exactly. And helper kids: Bridgette, Brock, Briley and Britton! Aha. . . I think we have something here! Can you believe Brock17 and Britton12 did 37 fast offering envelopes a couple of months ago? I was astounded! And they didn’t even think it was a big deal!

Of course I had to announce it on Facebook the next time Shannon posted a family picture. “It’s a good thing the Jensen’s are in the ward!” I told them as they walked away with my fast offering. “Right back at ya!” replied Brock.  How could I remember it all these weeks later? When was the last time you heard a teenager return a compliment so smoothly? Yeah, now you know why I can still remember!


Tami and her family had not been able to read my blog that I sent her home to google. It was frustrating to her. Guess what? I helped them find it just after 9 tonight. I told her it had been viewed 16 times and none of those were from her and her family? Well, now it will be viewed a few more times.

Monday, December 15, 2014

v12vdaysvofvchristmasvperfectlyvtimedv

8:33pm, Monday, 12/15/14

Dear Christmas Elves,

This is my second letter to you tonight. I wrote a letter to the EQ last month and entitled it: ADVENTUREBILL1

It was so cool! Half way through the lesson I had them google it and then I had Jesse Bird, who found it first, stand and read it to the quorum.

Since that worked so well I figured I would do the same for you. As you know I entitled it:
*12*days*of*Christmas*perfectly*timed*

Then I took the dogs for their walk. They were driving me crazy! "It's time to go, it's time to go!" they seemed to be dancing!

When I got home I decided to check and see if my plan worked and I googled it. Darn! DARN! It did not show up.

Maybe I just have to wait until the google bots find it. H1

Maybe it ignores ****'s H2

So as you can see I decided to act on the second hypothesis.  I rewrote the title with my first initial instead.  Isabel barked like crazy when you rang the bell tonight. I set my dinner aside and eventually got up and went out the garage instead of the front door so she wouldn't be in the way. Yay! you took my lovely box, which you just happened to give me the first night. So you have my instructions.

If it doesn't work I hope to leave you a better access Tuesday night.  You are so fun. I was feeling so discouraged last week!  Perfectly Timed.

Vern

PS. Perhaps Mom or Dad should read this first to determine whether it is time to share it or not. I would hate to pop anyone's balloon. And being a secret elf when your identity is suspected might lose all of the suspense and adventure.

*12*days*of*Christmas*perfectly*timed*

Monday, 12/15/14, 6:15pm

Dear 12 days of Christmas gift leavers,

One of the sweetest things that happens when generous, dependable saints like you do projects like this is. . . .
The recipient gets to imagine all the people in the neighborhood/ward who might like them enough to bless and compliment them in this way.

I can only think of one family that fits all the criteria of people crazy enough to try to do neatly wrapped and ribboned presents, with double layered red and green poems to announce each day.

If you are the family I am thinking of. . . Thank you it feels wonderful!

Here is the first clue:

This family has one daughter that has grown up and left home and is working, who used to love to change her hair color.

This mother and puppy were seen in front of Braeggar's blowing and raking leaves last week.

This family does more crazy, generous service than any family I have ever known!

This dad was willing to miss parent stake meeting Saturday night because someone from out of town needed a treatment.

This mom knows how to dress up like pi.

This youngest son worries he may have been brain damaged when he made one of the scars on his head.

This middle daughter can visit up a storm. Loves, LOVES puppies, dogs and other living things and wants to get a college education.

This oldest son is too shy to sit in front of the priesthood until his dad has to sit there also.
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I tried not to eat all the cookies too fast but after 3 the first night. . they did not last another 24 hours. I tried.  Good thing it wasn't fast Sunday.

=======================2:00p Friday ============================repeat====
argh! Don't you hate it when you spend 20 minutes writing something and then it gets deleted!?

OK, starting over.

This really hurts. : (

Maybe I can be more abrupt and condensed this time. Forget the nice long paragraphs.

-I went late to my singles BoM class lastnight at the PineView Stake Center. I have been attending weekly since about August.

-When it was time for treats I asked if I could make 4 announcements. There were only 9 of us there. 1-I gave one of our teachers a 2L Pepsi as a joke. 2- I asked if anyone liked their drawers to smell nice and gave away the gift and read the poem. 3- I did the same for the silver ornaments. 4- The best one, the hot chocolate and marshmallows went last but each time I read the poem, and I was so proud of how beautifully presented they were! Nothing like what I ever give away.

-I asked Jimmy Young in his dad's truck about an hour ago how his dad was doing. Is he discouraged or depressed? He hasn't visited with me in days, weeks, months.  He is ashamed of his new job of 2 weeks stocking shelves at Walmart. : (   He used to be a semi driver with an impeccable record, but he doesn't dare leave Jimmy alone like he did 3 years ago.   - - - - - - - - - So I couldn't resist, I took them the big red and gold tied-ribboned boxes of candy canes!

-As you know I ate all the cookies and I also wrote my sister a letter and mailed it in your Christmas Card for the first time in 20 years. So personally I could not be happier. If anything I am doing has hurt your feelings I so want to apologize. I was so discouraged last week and I am having such fun this one.

Dear 12 days of Christmas gift leavers,

One of the sweetest things that happens when generous, dependable saints like you do projects like this is. . . .
The recipient gets to imagine all the people in the neighborhood/ward who might like them enough to bless and compliment them in this way.

I can only think of one family that fits all the criteria of people crazy enough to try to do neatly wrapped and ribboned presents, with double layered red and green poems to announce each day.

If you are the family I am thinking of. . . Thank you it feels wonderful!

As I reread the poems before passing them along they were so flattering! Everyone wants to believe those things about themselves. Or at least to think that someone thinks that about them. Internalizing them is hard. We tend to say, no that's not me, they are just being nice, am I supposed to believe this? But I believe HF feels that way about us. . . so why not try to accept them?  Once again. Thank you!

If I have made you lose your excitement, suspense, thrill, joy, pleasure, anonymity I am sorry. But it is even more wonderful to me, thinking I know who actually has a heart this big.
=================================================^Friday^===
Dear Sark Jensen and family,
Sannon
Sridge
Srock
Sriley
Sritton

I rang your doorbell, but just once at 9:25 tonight. Sunday, January 04, 2015

I am not familiar with your daily schedule but I wouldn’t be surprised if it started early. I rode down on my bike after my dog walk with a #10 -3quart jalapeno can and a glass gallon jug of pickled jalapenos. It is the first gallon I have purchased. I am allergic to tons of stuff so I was hoping. . . I could eat them, and I can.

One of the first weeks of December I saw Sark wearing the loudest colored jalapeno tie I had ever seen to Sacrament meeting and he was conducting! I was amazed. Since I had just purchased my gallon I figured I would drop by WalMart and buy you guys a gallon just for fun, FUN! You know me, I’ll do almost anything for a laugh.

By the end of Priesthood opening exercises I realized it was December and the green vines that the multi-colored peppers were growing on were really electrical cords. Those were Christmas lights. And they still are mighty bright!!

Dan and Julie Moss were sitting on the bench right behind the thermostat in Sacrament Meeting today. I touched both their shoulders as I knelt behind them before the meeting and asked when they were Christmas Elves doing the 12 days of Christmas last? They did our family once when my kids were little and they started with a big frozen turkey on the 1st day of Christmas. "And a partridge in a pear tree. . . " Julie would go exercise at 4 or 5am and drop it off on our doorstep first thing in the morning.  When Tara Braeggar started her humble, meek, gratitude overflowing, testimony in Sacrament Meeting today I told HF in prayer that hers was mine as well. So blessed we are and have been. When I asked Tami Kalmon as I substituted for my 3rd week in the library ( I texted Eric Yunker tonight, and he said, I wasn't aware of that. Sorry.[we're way ol' buddies]) whose testimony would have been mine today, She guessed right off!

I left the Mosses saying, someone in your neighborhood is still doing it, Dan said, That's good to know. I'll give it some thought. 

I smiled a big one. Perfect! They had admitted that since the kids were mostly gone, except Sarah, they have quit. Too hard to run away!

Tami Kalmon and I started TV detective AGENCY last night. Here is the blog I wrote:


Saturday, January 3, 2015

TV d e t e c t i v e AGENCY

TV detective AGENCY stands for Tami and Vincenzo!

I have a partner in crime. Oops, I meant a partner in figuring out who is doing the anti-crime-KIND-deeds in our neighborhood Christmas after Christmas. She kept some of her evidence and I have the current stuff!

I dropped off a bottle of Chablis, an empty package of triple elf chocolate cookies with M&Ms and 18 gold and silver Christmas cards. (I already used 2.) They are all waiting on her doorstep in a double Wal-Mart bag with a GOLD label taped on reading “evidence”.

Yes, I know it is 11:40pm at night. I did not ring or knock this time.

I told her and Jackie the chapter 2 part of the investigation story with the suspect being Wilma Courtney. I prefaced chapter 3 with RS president Cindi Brinkerhoff. My reasoning was that it must have been done by conveyor belt. The poems on red and green doubled construction paper. The gold bows. The red ribbon. The see-through packages. I suspected that I was not the only one receiving them and that it would take assembly line techniques to produce such high quality presents. These daily gifts were elegant! I was darn proud to pass them along!

Tami agreed that her poems, that she kept to use in future years, were double layered as well, with red and green construction paper.
I invited Tami to give me any suspicions she had and I would sniff them out. Jackie got a kick out of that word usage. : )

I suspect it might be the Jensen’s, Tami contributed.  O, Ho! That is even better than my chapter 3.  We shall see.

And I never even suspect Sark Jensen last Sunday when I clung to his arm so he couldn’t leave until I was done with my story in the choir seats. : )

And Sannon Jensen fits the profile exactly. And helper kids: Sridgette, Srock, Sriley and Sritton! Aha. . . I think we have something here! Can you believe Srock17 and Sritton12 did 37 fast offering envelopes a couple of months ago? I was astounded! And they didn’t even think it was a big deal!

Of course I had to announce it on 
Facebook the next time Sannon posted a family picture. “It’s a good thing the Jensen’s are in the ward!” I told them as they walked away with my fast offering. “Right back at ya!” replied Srock.  How could I remember it all these weeks later? When was the last time you heard a teenager return a compliment so smoothly? Yeah, now you know why I can still remember!


Tami and her family had not been able to read my blog that I sent her home to google. It was frustrating to her. Guess what? I helped them find it just after 9 tonight. I told her it had been viewed 16 times and none of those were from her and her family? Well, now it will be viewed a few more times.
  
So Jensen's, whose name I love, I have not voiced any findings but my prime suspects are y o u s!  :)

vern jensen phonev6@gmail.com

Jan 4

Hello good bishop emeritus, Would you pass this along to Tami for me, and browse to your heart's content.

Mark

Jan 5
to me
Bro. Jensen,

Thanks so much for your email.  I'm sorry I missed you last night. I am so glad to have my kids back in school, so I can get to bed at a reasonable hour each night.  I was in bed last night when you came by.  I'm glad you figured out my tie was Christmas light bulbs, instead of jalapeƱos. I don't know if I would wear a jalapeƱo tie?  I'll have to think about that.

A good mystery is always fun.  We have been the recipient of many anonymous kind deeds since we have lived in this neighborhood. It is fun to have such kind and thoughtful neighbors. I'm glad you had a merry Christmas. I appreciate your wonderful singing voice as you lead the music each Sunday. It helps me to learn the different parts of each song, when you mix in a verse of the tenor, alto or bass lines of music.  Happy New Year!

Thanks,