Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Colors for highlighting. Henry B Eyring

4:16am
I just sent this to MichaelJ email. I debated of who else to share it with and none came to mind. But I couldn't just send it after having ordered it all so this is for me if for no one else. You never know if one will have the interest and time and energy to do it again, so share while I can.

A Child and a Disciple

"I’ve studied carefully and prayerfully some who are remarkably faithful and effective witnesses of the Savior and His Church."

A Child and a Disciple

"There is no single pattern in what they do. There is no common technique."

A Child and a Disciple

"But in one way they are all alike. It is this: they have a common way of seeing who they are. They can do what they have been inspired to do because of who they are. To do what we are to do, we will have to become like them in at least two ways. First, they feel that they are the beloved children of a loving Heavenly Father. Because of that they turn to Him easily and often in prayer. They expect to receive His personal direction. They obey in meekness and humility, as the children of a perfect parent. He is close to them."

A Child and a Disciple

"Each has prayed to know what to do. They each seem to get a different answer, suited especially to them and to the people they meet."

A Child and a Disciple

"For them these words are their daily, hourly reality:

“There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love.

“We love him, because he first loved us.” 3

Even having felt that love, the true disciple sometimes feels anxiety. The Apostle John was clear about that: fear will be gone when we are made perfect in love. We can pray for that gift of perfect love."

A Child and a Disciple

"We can pray with confidence that we can feel the Savior’s love for us and for all we meet. He loved us and them enough to pay the price of all our sins. It is one thing to believe that. It is something far more to have our hearts changed to feel it every moment. The command to pray to feel the Savior’s love is also a promise. Listen:

“Wherefore, my beloved brethren, if ye have not charity, ye are nothing, for charity never faileth. Wherefore, cleave unto charity, which is the greatest of all, for all things must fail—

“But charity is the pure love of Christ, and it endureth forever; and whoso is found possessed of it at the last day, it shall be well with him.

“Wherefore, my beloved brethren, pray unto the Father with all the energy of heart, that ye may be filled with this love, which he hath bestowed upon all who are true followers of his Son, Jesus Christ; that ye may become the sons of God; that when he shall appear we shall be like him, for we shall see him as he is; that we may have this hope; that we may be purified even as he is pure.” 4

The Lord trusts His true disciples. He sends prepared people to His prepared servants."
This is my color. This is my scripture. Thank you for helping me find the promise HBE.

A Child and a Disciple

"Your worthiness and your desire will shine in your face and your eyes. You will be excited about the Lord’s Church and His work, and it will show. You will be His disciple 24 hours a day in every situation. You won’t need to build up your courage for one great moment to speak to someone and then retreat. The fact that most people are not interested in the restored gospel will have little bearing on what you do and say. Speaking what you believe will be part of what you are."

A Child and a Disciple

"They and members across the earth will love and listen and talk and testify out of changed hearts. Bishops and branch presidents will lead them by example. The harvest of souls will be great, and it will be safe in the Lord’s hands. 6

To be part of that miracle, you must not wait until you feel closer to Heavenly Father or until you are sure that you have been purified through the Atonement of Jesus Christ. Pray for the chance to encounter people who sense there could be something better in their lives. Pray to know what you should do to help them. Your prayers will be answered. You will meet people prepared by the Lord. You will find yourself feeling and saying things beyond your past experience. And then in time you will feel yourself drawing closer to your Heavenly Father, and you will feel the cleansing and the forgiveness the Savior promises His faithful witnesses. And you will feel His approval, knowing you have done what He asked of you, because He loves you and trusts you."
This is my color. This is me.

A Child and a Disciple

"You have had the experience, as have I, of meeting people where you were sure the meeting could not have been by chance.

I have a friend who prays every day to meet someone who is prepared to receive the gospel. He carries with him a copy of the Book of Mormon. The night before a short trip recently, he decided not to take a copy with him but instead to carry what is called a pass-along card. But in the morning, a spiritual impression came: “Take a Book of Mormon with you.” He put one in his bag.

A woman he knew sat next to him on the plane, and he wondered, “Is this the one?” She rode with him again on the return trip. Now he thought, “How should I bring the gospel up?”

Instead, she said to him, “You pay tithing to your Church, don’t you?” He said that he did. She said that she was supposed to pay tithing to her church but she didn’t. And then she said, “What is this about the Book of Mormon?” He explained that it was scripture, another witness of Jesus Christ, translated by the Prophet Joseph Smith. She seemed interested. So he reached down into his bag and said: “I was impressed to bring this book with me. I think it is for you.”

She began to read it. As they parted, she said, “You and I are going to have to have more conversations about this.” What my friend could not know, but God did, was that she was looking for a church."  
I made this one orange because it was so intense and relieving, almost funny, but not quite. How does he HBE see things so humbly and personal? Is he for real? With all of the pressures of leadership he can still feel this much detail? Awesome. Gifted.

A Child and a Disciple

"Whatever tumults occur, we can know that God will set bounds to fulfill His promises. He, not just men, has the ultimate control of nations and of events to allow His purposes to be fulfilled. Among every people and every nation there will be raised up those who serve with absolute assurance that they are children of God and who have become purified disciples of the resurrected Christ in His Church."
He can do his work. With or without us. With us we learn. We grow. We joy with Him.vj

A Child and a Disciple

"“Dad, you bore your testimony.” He looked at me with surprise on his face and said, “Did I?”

He had not even known that he was being brave."
M, This one is to spark your curiosity and make you want to go listen to the whole divine thing!vj

A Child and a Disciple

"I am grateful to live in such a time. I am grateful to know that you and I are loved children of a glorified Heavenly Father. I testify that Jesus is the Christ, that He is my Savior and yours and the Savior of all the people you will ever meet. The Father and the Son came to the Prophet Joseph Smith. The keys of the priesthood were restored, and the last, great gathering has begun. I know that is true."
"I know that is true."

A Child and a Disciple

"Second, they are the grateful disciples of the resurrected Jesus Christ. They know for themselves that the Atonement is real and necessary for all. They have felt cleansed through baptism by those in authority and the receipt of the Holy Ghost for themselves. And because of the peace they have experienced, they are like the sons of Mosiah, “desirous that salvation should be declared to every creature, for they could not bear that any human soul should perish; yea, even the very thoughts that any soul should endure endless torment did cause them to quake and tremble.” 2

Those who speak easily and often of the restored gospel prize what it has meant to them. They think of that great blessing often. It is the memory of the gift they have received which makes them eager for others to receive it. They have felt the love of the Savior."
This is a sacred and most sensitive, delicate area. I have experienced it and the last 10 years are all like the miracle took place yesterday.vj
I just had to add this one to my greatest talks of all time folder. Dad

Saturday, January 3, 2015

TV d e t e c t i v e AGENCY

TV detective AGENCY stands for Tami and Vincenzo!

I have a partner in crime. Oops, I meant a partner in figuring out who is doing the anti-crime-KIND-deeds in our neighborhood Christmas after Christmas. She kept some of her evidence and I have the current stuff!

I dropped off a bottle of Chablis, an empty package of triple elf chocolate cookies with M&Ms and 18 gold and silver Christmas cards. (I already used 2.) They are all waiting on her doorstep in a double Wal-Mart bag with a GOLD label taped on reading “evidence”.

Yes, I know it is 11:40pm at night. I did not ring or knock this time.

I told her and Jackie the chapter 2 part of the investigation story with the suspect being Wilma Courtney. I prefaced chapter 3 with RS president Cindi Brinkerhoff. My reasoning was that it must have been done by conveyor belt. The poems on red and green doubled construction paper. The gold bows. The red ribbon. The see-through packages. I suspected that I was not the only one receiving them and that it would take assembly line techniques to produce such high quality presents. These daily gifts were elegant! I was darn proud to pass them along!

Tami agreed that her poems, that she kept to use in future years, were double layered as well, with red and green construction paper.
I invited Tami to give me any suspicions she had and I would sniff them out. Jackie got a kick out of that word usage. : )

I suspect it might be the Jensen’s, Tami contributed.  O, Ho! That is even better than my chapter 3.  We shall see.

And I never even suspect Mark Jensen last Sunday when I clung to his arm so he couldn’t leave until I was done with my story in the choir seats. : )

And Shannon Jensen fits the profile exactly. And helper kids: Bridgette, Brock, Briley and Britton! Aha. . . I think we have something here! Can you believe Brock17 and Britton12 did 37 fast offering envelopes a couple of months ago? I was astounded! And they didn’t even think it was a big deal!

Of course I had to announce it on Facebook the next time Shannon posted a family picture. “It’s a good thing the Jensen’s are in the ward!” I told them as they walked away with my fast offering. “Right back at ya!” replied Brock.  How could I remember it all these weeks later? When was the last time you heard a teenager return a compliment so smoothly? Yeah, now you know why I can still remember!


Tami and her family had not been able to read my blog that I sent her home to google. It was frustrating to her. Guess what? I helped them find it just after 9 tonight. I told her it had been viewed 16 times and none of those were from her and her family? Well, now it will be viewed a few more times.

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Italian Indexing- year end

Indexing Status - 3004 records submitted, 0 records to do
   My Goal: 3000 records indexed
   End Date: 31 Dec 2014
   Target Rate: 0 records per day


Sigh,  s i g h,  s  i  g  h  .  .  .
That was my goal last month but I did not make it. Yes, I made it this month. And the FRLibrary has been closed since a week before Christmas.

Am I going to keep that as my goal for next month? Probably not.  We'll see.

Today is Wednesday, the last day of the year.  I felt great at the end of Monday and Tuesday. Writing and mailing letters can bring me great satisfaction. Monday was for MichaelJ and Sion, Tuesday was for Kathy and Jared Dunn.  So fun!

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Sometimes it is easier to type something twice and then compare for differences.  There is one!

Monday, December 22, 2014

". . .Not knowing beforehand the things which I should do."

1 Nephi 4:6

"6  And I was led by the Spirit, not knowing beforehand the things which I should do."

 

6:10pm. Monday, December 22, 2014

Sometimes I look back on things that 


have happened and I think, and all that

 

happened with me “not knowing 


beforehand the things which I should 


do."?


Don’t you just love it when it seems like it was all guided according to HF’s will?  That is just one of the all time thrills of my life!

This is the second time I am applying it to a situation in my life.  I sat in the car after arriving home from the WCLibrary where I printed of 20 pages of letter and conference talks(3pages-3talks)  = 17 from me. As I leaned back in my seat to pray I started laughing. HF did that just happen? Besides the letter (2 stamps) I sent him a Christmas card and 2 pages copied out  of the January Friend, 2015, the coloring page and the faith story. Pg 35 and 21 or something. I had written on the coloring page that with all the intensity of the conference talks maybe some coloring would be appropriate. And on the back of the card I wrote how Paul and Joseph of Egypt and Joseph Smith all spent long boring times in jail or prison but look what we got from them in the way of scripture.

Finally,I had to write something in the card. I told him to pick his favorite Christmas hymn, all the verses, and imagine me singing it to him and then he and I harmonizing and singing parts where ever we wanted. “Can you imagine that all the way through?” I asked him.

Now I want to know what hymn it was? : )


The first time I experienced this was when I was teaching Brock Buckway’s course 14 or 15 SS class. We met at the top of the south stairs and they had sustained Patzy Lamb as a spy and teacher development teacher. She kept getting assigned to come to my class. I suspect that someone was reporting to their parents that they didn’t like how I managed/taught the class. I was suffering depression although I did not know it. Decisions came so hard in those days. A few days before that class. . .

For some reason I had to be parked near Tabernacle and Main street in town. Laundry comes to mind but I don’t remembering having to do laundry. I was hunting for something and saw a stationary and specialty store with a sale on.  Kathy used cute stationary  with borders all the time for the kids journals/scrapbooks! I picked all kinds of cool, way cool borders like colored chili peppers etc..  I took them to class and as part of the lesson I explained how I had felt guided “not knowing beforehand the things which I should do.” I told them about how cool the wonderful stationaries were and how delightful it is to receive encouraging notes from others.  I offered stationary to anyone who wanted to write one or some. Brock, laid-back, hang-loose, set-the-coolness-standard Brock said he thought he could do it. I was incredulous. What? A living icon, and also boy thought he could do it? I was meticulous in questioning his commitment. They might have been half price but the stationary sheets had all been the ones I liked the best and hand-picked.

I asked Patsy what and where that scripture was and she replied, I’m not a scriptorian! I eventually found it probably during the succeeding week.  And low and behold, Brock Buckway followed through. The icon of coolness wrote each person in the class a note of respect, assurance and compliments. I doubt there was anyone the class members would have rather had one from.

After his mission I told this story to the young people’s class he was teaching in the large Young Women’s room. I was his witness.

What does that say about Tawna his mother? Brock had a great big heart inside that buff exterior. His mother had nurtured it for years. She ended up doing humanitarian project after humanitarian project for the poor and underprivileged in his mission, while he was out.

One of his older sisters reported to me that she had told her parents, Brother Jensen is Brocks SS teacher? Good, finally someone who can keep him under control. Of course, I did not know that at the time, and that was not my intent. I just wanted to inspire them and challenge them to act on their spirituality.

I tried to excite them about preparing for the Saint George Marathon too! But it was to be a SS scripture, read the Book of Mormon marathon.  I thought it was the most awesome idea and told them I owned 2 trophies but that if they completed this marathon in such a worthy cause I would give them a trophy announcing this wonderful accomplishment. That trophy would be much more valuable than a running trophy. It fizzled.

I followed up each week until I could see it had died. : (
























Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Seasons Greetings Sulie Baren Hensen Arthur

Christmas time 12/16/14 Tuesday, 3:26pm
Dear sibling sister Sulie,

I am at the Family Research Library just north of the old cafe rio building in Saint George. If all goes well we will have a library like this built by the temple in 3 years!

Someone chose me for the 12 days of Christmas this year. I think it is my old bishop's family. They are so serviceful and I go out of my way to recognize all they do. So last night I got 20 Christmas cards from my Christmas elf to send out this year.

When I was a painter I had tons of time to think about life. When I was a teacher I didn't. Now I am an Italian Indexer and I do have plenty of time to think about life again. When one is engaged in mind numbing work it leaves the brain free to fly. As I type these names they remind me of people and family. Today I typed Giulia, they don't use J in Italiano, and I began to think about you and considered writing. My best old friend David Jentzsch's wife sends me a Christmas card each year and I have written them back but he doesn't ever answer.[1/6/15 but he wrote me back half a page! and I have his correct FAcebook account now.  So Awesome!]

Writing is a relatively safe way to communicate. No immediate responses are expected and one needn't read the rest if offended or triggered.

If you dared to answer some questions for me this is what I would ask:
- How are you and the church?
- How are you and Dan?
- How is your health and body?
- How long until retirement for you guys?
- What brings you the most joy these years?
-What brings you the greatest sadness?
- If you had 3 wishes, what would you wish for?
-Which days are your hardest?
-Which days are your easiest?
- Tell me 5 things you are proud of from your life?
-Tell me 5 things you are ashamed of?
-When would you like to die? Never and Now are options. : )
-Do you read or write for pleasure?
-Who are you close to? Do you have any totally trustworthy friends?

Good enough.
I will answer those same questions to fill this one page. (I do weird things.vj)
-H I am 100% in. It is my foundation.
-H WE are sadly divorced. Sept. '11 Kathy was here for Tgiving we said Hi.
-H Pretty good. Way overweight but hiking the dogs each day.
-H I was forced out. So living on my retirement already. 21 months. : )
-W My children.
-W Worry for my children. When I am not so anxious about my own issues that pop up all the time.
-I 1-Michael'92 to communicate and go on a mission. 2- A new happy marriage. 3-Blessings on my children.
-W Mondays.
-W Sundays
-T I made it to retirement teaching Jr. High. I never stop trying. I did psychotherapy 5 years. Even when my testimony was dead I did not leave the church. I have been a good spiritual example for my children.
-T perhaps in the future
-W now
-D both 

-W no one. no. ADVENTUREBILL1 is my blog. 4:09p
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4:33p
Tuesday, January 06, 2015 

The FHC opened yesterday. Claudia Owens saw me and signaled me that I was wanted in the principal’s office by Boyce Jensen. Made perfect sense to me considering the dreams I have been having lately!

I did not recognize her until I studied her nose and facial expressions. She had snow white hair from the front and I thought, no way this can be my Boyce Jensen!  But it is.  : )  What a blessing.  We took care of business and I left.

As I was out walking the dogs I realized I might have missed the chance of a lifetime.  Will I ever see her again?  I stopped by the office on my way in and sure enough she was not there today! A few hours later though I saw her helping a patron right behind me, and I kept my eye out for her for the rest of the time.

How dare I cross that bridge? It was so important to me but how should I do it? I decided to write a note. [Yep, you know me!] And better still I decided to write it on the backside of My Christmas letter to Sulie! How could I get Sulie’s Christmas letter? Off the  cloud. . . right here from my  blog. O, the joys of the cloud! And the joys of journaling on it!

Boyce used to live in Sulie and Stan’s ward, and that is all I knew.

I wrote her that the letter on the other side was the one I had sent to Sulie this Christmas’14 for the first time in a decade or two.

She came out of the “principal’s office” to visit with me about my note. This is what I learned.

-they still live in the same house.

-they are active in the ward.

-Stan is a counselor in the bishopric along with Boyce’s son, Brother Jensen

-B thinks Sulie will not read my letter off the internet and hoped I would sent it instead. I reassured her that I did that first. : )

-B has always liked S and thought the world of her.

-B thinks S became reclusive when her bishop and ward leaders would not believe her parental accusations.

-It wasn’t until a little 12 year old boy began abusing little girls and they followed up on his history and confessions about my parents and the things they did to him in “that basement” that the ward members started to give any credence to Sulie’s stories.

-B thinks the current bishopric are including her and putting their arms around her. Accepting her and helping her feel safe. Me- glory be!


I told Boyce I had not received a response to my Christmas letter.

AS I consider what I heard I feel:

-angry and indignant that church leaders did not believe S to begin with.

-surprised to hear it took a 12 year old boy acting out his experiences on little girls to be the straw that broke the camel’s back. 

-celebratory to hear they are active and surprised.  I just figured that since Jim McArthur helped Stan through the whole ordeal back then and since Jim was one of my sister’s sexual and ritual abusers as well as plural husband, that they SnS had just slid down that path as well. And I was aching inside.  I’m still not sure.

-grateful beyond words to hear she/they are being included and trusted in their ward!

-delighted that B was able to respond and still thinks so highly of S after all these years.


And then B asked how I was doing?  Me- sorry, no answer! You have to email me!  yessss!

Adventure Bill to the rescue! Not really but that is fun to write.ab 5:04p

PPS. There have only been 3 readers on this letter so it should be quite safe!ab













Monday, December 15, 2014

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8:33pm, Monday, 12/15/14

Dear Christmas Elves,

This is my second letter to you tonight. I wrote a letter to the EQ last month and entitled it: ADVENTUREBILL1

It was so cool! Half way through the lesson I had them google it and then I had Jesse Bird, who found it first, stand and read it to the quorum.

Since that worked so well I figured I would do the same for you. As you know I entitled it:
*12*days*of*Christmas*perfectly*timed*

Then I took the dogs for their walk. They were driving me crazy! "It's time to go, it's time to go!" they seemed to be dancing!

When I got home I decided to check and see if my plan worked and I googled it. Darn! DARN! It did not show up.

Maybe I just have to wait until the google bots find it. H1

Maybe it ignores ****'s H2

So as you can see I decided to act on the second hypothesis.  I rewrote the title with my first initial instead.  Isabel barked like crazy when you rang the bell tonight. I set my dinner aside and eventually got up and went out the garage instead of the front door so she wouldn't be in the way. Yay! you took my lovely box, which you just happened to give me the first night. So you have my instructions.

If it doesn't work I hope to leave you a better access Tuesday night.  You are so fun. I was feeling so discouraged last week!  Perfectly Timed.

Vern

PS. Perhaps Mom or Dad should read this first to determine whether it is time to share it or not. I would hate to pop anyone's balloon. And being a secret elf when your identity is suspected might lose all of the suspense and adventure.

*12*days*of*Christmas*perfectly*timed*

Monday, 12/15/14, 6:15pm

Dear 12 days of Christmas gift leavers,

One of the sweetest things that happens when generous, dependable saints like you do projects like this is. . . .
The recipient gets to imagine all the people in the neighborhood/ward who might like them enough to bless and compliment them in this way.

I can only think of one family that fits all the criteria of people crazy enough to try to do neatly wrapped and ribboned presents, with double layered red and green poems to announce each day.

If you are the family I am thinking of. . . Thank you it feels wonderful!

Here is the first clue:

This family has one daughter that has grown up and left home and is working, who used to love to change her hair color.

This mother and puppy were seen in front of Braeggar's blowing and raking leaves last week.

This family does more crazy, generous service than any family I have ever known!

This dad was willing to miss parent stake meeting Saturday night because someone from out of town needed a treatment.

This mom knows how to dress up like pi.

This youngest son worries he may have been brain damaged when he made one of the scars on his head.

This middle daughter can visit up a storm. Loves, LOVES puppies, dogs and other living things and wants to get a college education.

This oldest son is too shy to sit in front of the priesthood until his dad has to sit there also.
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I tried not to eat all the cookies too fast but after 3 the first night. . they did not last another 24 hours. I tried.  Good thing it wasn't fast Sunday.

=======================2:00p Friday ============================repeat====
argh! Don't you hate it when you spend 20 minutes writing something and then it gets deleted!?

OK, starting over.

This really hurts. : (

Maybe I can be more abrupt and condensed this time. Forget the nice long paragraphs.

-I went late to my singles BoM class lastnight at the PineView Stake Center. I have been attending weekly since about August.

-When it was time for treats I asked if I could make 4 announcements. There were only 9 of us there. 1-I gave one of our teachers a 2L Pepsi as a joke. 2- I asked if anyone liked their drawers to smell nice and gave away the gift and read the poem. 3- I did the same for the silver ornaments. 4- The best one, the hot chocolate and marshmallows went last but each time I read the poem, and I was so proud of how beautifully presented they were! Nothing like what I ever give away.

-I asked Jimmy Young in his dad's truck about an hour ago how his dad was doing. Is he discouraged or depressed? He hasn't visited with me in days, weeks, months.  He is ashamed of his new job of 2 weeks stocking shelves at Walmart. : (   He used to be a semi driver with an impeccable record, but he doesn't dare leave Jimmy alone like he did 3 years ago.   - - - - - - - - - So I couldn't resist, I took them the big red and gold tied-ribboned boxes of candy canes!

-As you know I ate all the cookies and I also wrote my sister a letter and mailed it in your Christmas Card for the first time in 20 years. So personally I could not be happier. If anything I am doing has hurt your feelings I so want to apologize. I was so discouraged last week and I am having such fun this one.

Dear 12 days of Christmas gift leavers,

One of the sweetest things that happens when generous, dependable saints like you do projects like this is. . . .
The recipient gets to imagine all the people in the neighborhood/ward who might like them enough to bless and compliment them in this way.

I can only think of one family that fits all the criteria of people crazy enough to try to do neatly wrapped and ribboned presents, with double layered red and green poems to announce each day.

If you are the family I am thinking of. . . Thank you it feels wonderful!

As I reread the poems before passing them along they were so flattering! Everyone wants to believe those things about themselves. Or at least to think that someone thinks that about them. Internalizing them is hard. We tend to say, no that's not me, they are just being nice, am I supposed to believe this? But I believe HF feels that way about us. . . so why not try to accept them?  Once again. Thank you!

If I have made you lose your excitement, suspense, thrill, joy, pleasure, anonymity I am sorry. But it is even more wonderful to me, thinking I know who actually has a heart this big.
=================================================^Friday^===
Dear Sark Jensen and family,
Sannon
Sridge
Srock
Sriley
Sritton

I rang your doorbell, but just once at 9:25 tonight. Sunday, January 04, 2015

I am not familiar with your daily schedule but I wouldn’t be surprised if it started early. I rode down on my bike after my dog walk with a #10 -3quart jalapeno can and a glass gallon jug of pickled jalapenos. It is the first gallon I have purchased. I am allergic to tons of stuff so I was hoping. . . I could eat them, and I can.

One of the first weeks of December I saw Sark wearing the loudest colored jalapeno tie I had ever seen to Sacrament meeting and he was conducting! I was amazed. Since I had just purchased my gallon I figured I would drop by WalMart and buy you guys a gallon just for fun, FUN! You know me, I’ll do almost anything for a laugh.

By the end of Priesthood opening exercises I realized it was December and the green vines that the multi-colored peppers were growing on were really electrical cords. Those were Christmas lights. And they still are mighty bright!!

Dan and Julie Moss were sitting on the bench right behind the thermostat in Sacrament Meeting today. I touched both their shoulders as I knelt behind them before the meeting and asked when they were Christmas Elves doing the 12 days of Christmas last? They did our family once when my kids were little and they started with a big frozen turkey on the 1st day of Christmas. "And a partridge in a pear tree. . . " Julie would go exercise at 4 or 5am and drop it off on our doorstep first thing in the morning.  When Tara Braeggar started her humble, meek, gratitude overflowing, testimony in Sacrament Meeting today I told HF in prayer that hers was mine as well. So blessed we are and have been. When I asked Tami Kalmon as I substituted for my 3rd week in the library ( I texted Eric Yunker tonight, and he said, I wasn't aware of that. Sorry.[we're way ol' buddies]) whose testimony would have been mine today, She guessed right off!

I left the Mosses saying, someone in your neighborhood is still doing it, Dan said, That's good to know. I'll give it some thought. 

I smiled a big one. Perfect! They had admitted that since the kids were mostly gone, except Sarah, they have quit. Too hard to run away!

Tami Kalmon and I started TV detective AGENCY last night. Here is the blog I wrote:


Saturday, January 3, 2015

TV d e t e c t i v e AGENCY

TV detective AGENCY stands for Tami and Vincenzo!

I have a partner in crime. Oops, I meant a partner in figuring out who is doing the anti-crime-KIND-deeds in our neighborhood Christmas after Christmas. She kept some of her evidence and I have the current stuff!

I dropped off a bottle of Chablis, an empty package of triple elf chocolate cookies with M&Ms and 18 gold and silver Christmas cards. (I already used 2.) They are all waiting on her doorstep in a double Wal-Mart bag with a GOLD label taped on reading “evidence”.

Yes, I know it is 11:40pm at night. I did not ring or knock this time.

I told her and Jackie the chapter 2 part of the investigation story with the suspect being Wilma Courtney. I prefaced chapter 3 with RS president Cindi Brinkerhoff. My reasoning was that it must have been done by conveyor belt. The poems on red and green doubled construction paper. The gold bows. The red ribbon. The see-through packages. I suspected that I was not the only one receiving them and that it would take assembly line techniques to produce such high quality presents. These daily gifts were elegant! I was darn proud to pass them along!

Tami agreed that her poems, that she kept to use in future years, were double layered as well, with red and green construction paper.
I invited Tami to give me any suspicions she had and I would sniff them out. Jackie got a kick out of that word usage. : )

I suspect it might be the Jensen’s, Tami contributed.  O, Ho! That is even better than my chapter 3.  We shall see.

And I never even suspect Sark Jensen last Sunday when I clung to his arm so he couldn’t leave until I was done with my story in the choir seats. : )

And Sannon Jensen fits the profile exactly. And helper kids: Sridgette, Srock, Sriley and Sritton! Aha. . . I think we have something here! Can you believe Srock17 and Sritton12 did 37 fast offering envelopes a couple of months ago? I was astounded! And they didn’t even think it was a big deal!

Of course I had to announce it on 
Facebook the next time Sannon posted a family picture. “It’s a good thing the Jensen’s are in the ward!” I told them as they walked away with my fast offering. “Right back at ya!” replied Srock.  How could I remember it all these weeks later? When was the last time you heard a teenager return a compliment so smoothly? Yeah, now you know why I can still remember!


Tami and her family had not been able to read my blog that I sent her home to google. It was frustrating to her. Guess what? I helped them find it just after 9 tonight. I told her it had been viewed 16 times and none of those were from her and her family? Well, now it will be viewed a few more times.
  
So Jensen's, whose name I love, I have not voiced any findings but my prime suspects are y o u s!  :)

vern jensen phonev6@gmail.com

Jan 4

Hello good bishop emeritus, Would you pass this along to Tami for me, and browse to your heart's content.

Mark

Jan 5
to me
Bro. Jensen,

Thanks so much for your email.  I'm sorry I missed you last night. I am so glad to have my kids back in school, so I can get to bed at a reasonable hour each night.  I was in bed last night when you came by.  I'm glad you figured out my tie was Christmas light bulbs, instead of jalapeƱos. I don't know if I would wear a jalapeƱo tie?  I'll have to think about that.

A good mystery is always fun.  We have been the recipient of many anonymous kind deeds since we have lived in this neighborhood. It is fun to have such kind and thoughtful neighbors. I'm glad you had a merry Christmas. I appreciate your wonderful singing voice as you lead the music each Sunday. It helps me to learn the different parts of each song, when you mix in a verse of the tenor, alto or bass lines of music.  Happy New Year!

Thanks,